Send Geese Please

The Waterloo Ecological Institute and Research Division (WEIRD) has reached out to us with a very unusual request. They have been conducting a routine wildlife census of the campus grounds, and as part of their regular report, need one documented photo of each creature encountered. However, as of today, three researchers attempting to photograph a goose have been hospitalized, and another has been reduced to a homebound wreck muttering under their breath about an unceasing honking echoing in their ears.

They just need ONE confirmed photo of a Canada goose for the report. ONE. They may have the funding, the equipment, and the knowledge, but none of the courage required. You look fast. Please. Do it for science.

(Note: Symposium Scavenger Hunt, Socratica, and Atelier assume no liability for any honking, chasing, or hospitalization that may occur. You’ve been warned — literally, right now, by this sentence. Stay safe out there.)